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Merry Christmas bitches! Yes I realise this is about 3 months later than your average advertising campaign, as most of those fuckos line every bus stop, shop window, and TV commercial with christmas advertising way too fucking early. It seems each year it gets earlier and earlier…the consumer culture that […]

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Grab your dicks and double click! World of warcraft and porn…how can that go wrong?!

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I’ll be honest I wasn’t in the mood to post today, I’ve been fucking tired as hell these past couple of days…yet today I found my rejuvination! If this video doesn’t turn you on in some way shape or form, then you need to go back to the store and exchange your penis for a […]

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I think if I owned this dog I’d probably put a bullet in it’s head pronto. Pugs just creep me out in general to be honest, I was downtown once and I turned around to walk the other way after saying goodbye to a friend and I bumped into a guy that was standing pretty […]

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I gotta admit, apple products can be pretty sexy. But I simply can’t bring myself to switch, I’m comfortable on my PC and I dig my windows mobile…also iPhones have to be some of the worst products ever created. A minor hairline fracture in the screen and you can toss the whole fucking thing in […]

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400 babies! YES! God damn if this drink existed I would so fucking chug like 15 of them and then go kill every ninja in existance. And then run faster than kenyans just for the fun of it! rrraahhh!!!

Fuck ya!

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People who get hurt while playing Wii are fucking stupid. I’m sorry, but pay attention to your surroundings…that being said, ya her dumbass little brother probably shouldn’t have gotten in the way. In fact what he should be doing is giving me her phone number so I can come play boxing with her…accidently punch her […]

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Man I always knew something was up with Sesame Street…I grew up watching that, and look how I turned out! Oh wait, right…fucking AWESOME! Make your kids watch Sesame Street, and chances out they’ll turn out AWESOME! too.
I think David Chapelle is on to something here though.
Favorite quote: “Sometimes ya just gotta take the pussy […]

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