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Merry Christmas bitches! Yes I realise this is about 3 months later than your average advertising campaign, as most of those fuckos line every bus stop, shop window, and TV commercial with christmas advertising way too fucking early. It seems each year it gets earlier and earlier…the consumer culture that envelops christmas is going to start being blown into our heads by July, soon.

I came across my buddies site and thought…wow…you are the coolest thing since I doused a hippy in napalm, or the time I turned on a strobe light near a hippe I knew was epileptic so I could watch him spontaenously combust from the friction of his limbs flailing all over the carpet. If that pisses you off, then you need to grow a new dick because yours seems to have mal-functioned. First refer to the post directly before this…here I’ll give you a LINK just because I know your fucking lazy. Watch it, and chances are after you have you’ll have found that last bit hilarious.

This is actually the tree in his place. Which is awesome, it’s very awesome in fact. Why is his tree lined with beer cans? Because beer is awesome, also he is entirely too poor and/or too cheap to buy real christmas decorations, and he has tons of extra beer cans lying around anyway…so fuck it, thats probably helping the environment more than most hippies do driving around in their shitbox old ass volkswagen’s that spit out more oil and fumes every hour than a new car does in a week.

His site is dedicated to helping you save money, or make some extra cash - because that vast fucking majority of you are sinking in debt and live pay check to pay check…which sucks, trust me I know! In fact I’ve used a few of his methods to make a buck here and there.

Go to IGotNoMoney.com now, and you too can embrace being poor.

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