I gotta admit, apple products can be pretty sexy. But I simply can’t bring myself to switch, I’m comfortable on my PC and I dig my windows mobile…also iPhones have to be some of the worst products ever created. A minor hairline fracture in the screen and you can toss the whole fucking thing in the toilet…warning to iPhone users - DO NOT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR iPHONE FUNNY OR IT WILL BREAK!

So after you put your new little toy down on the table without putting a cushion there to support it - maybe you can buy a blendtec blender and do this shit. In fact, don’t even wait…save yourself the heartbreak and just get it over with.

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