Theres a few things over the course of my lifetime that I am really glad I did. Here they are in numerical order.

1. Get born
2. Fucked my highschool sweetheart
3. Fucked my highschool sweetheart’s bestfriend after highschool sweetheart broke my heart….bitch
4. Joined Everydayslaves.com

There ya have it folks…numeri-fucking-cal order for ya. Don’t say I never gave you anything. In fact I give you loads of free porn and free shit every day! Wheres the appreciation!

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